Q. Why did none of the farmyard animals believe the Pigs when they said they could fly? A. Because they were telling porkies! Q. What's a pigs favorite Shakespearean play? A. Hamlet. Q. What do you do for a pig with sore muscles? A. Rub him with oinkment. Q. What does the little pig get every morning from his parents? A. Hogs and kisses! Q. What happened to the pig who lost his voice? A. He became disgruntled! Q. Why should you never tell a pig a secret? A. Because they love to squeal! Design by RedTomato the flying pig game |  jokes |  contact us |  glossary |  terms & conditions